Shopping on Black Friday is for the birds. Who wants to wake up and go shopping at 6 am, only to get shoved around or worse to get your hands on a cheap flat screen television or designer yoga pants? Not us. The last thing we want to do after a colossal meal and a flood of relatives is head to the mall like lemmings to their deaths. We'd rather sit at our kitchen table with a hot cup of black coffee, the computer and some really great automotive eye candy. You feel the same, don't you? 

Well, we're here to rescue you for a least a few minutes, and as a sort of salute to Black Friday, we give you a gallery of black beauties. We know that black cars only look great when they're freshly washed, but then again, nothing looks as good as a beautiful as exotic automobiles clad in sinister black. Enjoy, drool and, by all means, stay away from the madding crowd.

Audi RS6 Avant

rs6 avant

Nissan Juke R

juke r

Buick Regal GNX

gnx

Ferrari F12berlinetta

f12

Lamborghini Diablo GT

diablo gt

Subaru WRX STi

wrx sti

Maybach Exelero

exelero

Cadillac Escalade

escalade

Dodge Charger

dodge charger

Aston Martin Vanquish

vanquish

McLaren P1

p1

Cadillac Elmiraj Concept

elmiraj

Mercedes McLaren SLR

slr

Land Rover Defender 90

defender

BMW M5

m5

Impala SS

impala ss

Mercedes-Benz E63 4Matic Wagon

e63 wagon