If You're a Cheater, Don't Wear This Ring

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f your betrothed has a wandering eye, this ring might be perfect for you: a wedding band that has the words "I'm Married" engraved on the inside. The idea is that the wearer won't be able to cheat because if they take their ring off to give the impression that they're single, the words will still be visible, and their plan thus foiled.

If you don't trust your spouse enough to let them wear a ring that doesn't proclaim them off limits, why the hell did you marry them?

But the idea of the ring has caused a bit of a stir, and for a few reasons. First of all, people who sleep with married people don't often care about whether there's a ring in place or not, and, more obviously, wouldn't the imprint fade after just a few minutes?

But the real reason this gets to us is simple: if you don't trust your spouse enough to let them wear a ring that doesn't proclaim them off limits, why the hell did you marry them?

The band is being sold for $550 on TheCheeky.com, and another weird thing about this ring is that only a men's version is sold—women aren't cheaters too?