iPoo App Lets Poopers Connect...Ewww.

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he advent of smartphones has led to many people becoming gratuitous over-sharers, but we think this latest app takes things too far. iPoo is an app available for both iOS and Android phones and it's sort of like the FourSquare for pooping—write messages, draw graffiti, earn points and badges, and see what other people are posting, all from the comfort of the porcelain god.

We know public bathrooms are public and all, but who really wants to think about the butts that have been there before?

But really, WHY? When you open the app, a map shows other nearby poopers, and you have the option of seeing what other people have posted while pooping in the same spot...um, ew. We know public bathrooms are public and all, but who really wants to think about the butts that have been there before?

We can't really think of a reason why you'd want to connect and socialize with people you don't know while they're in the bathroom (and frankly, do you really need to talk to people you do know while you're in the bathroom?), but it makes sense that there'd be an app for it, considering there's an app for just about everything.

But the worst part of the app: the Twitter-esque feed of goings-on, unfortunately named "the Poo Stream."