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PAUL KILLED THE BEATLES, YOKO SAYS
Yoko Ono has caused a stir online with her recent claim that it was actually Paul McCartney, and not her, who was responsible for the breakup of The Beatles. This upsets the conventional wisdom that John & Yoko's relationship was the straw that broke the Beatle's back, but actually Yoko's recent claim is probably more accurate. In fact, even Sir Paul himself has said Yoko had no role in the breakup of the band who, McCartney said, "was already breaking up." 

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Ray Collins, RIP.

RIP RAY COLLINS, MOTHERS SINGER
While the name Ray Collins may not be familiar to many music lovers, to fans of Frank Zappa, he was the singer on Zappa's band The Mothers of Invention on their first two—and best—albums, Freak Out! and Absolutely Free. Collins suffered cardiac arrest about a week ago and was admitted to Pomona Valley Hospital Medical Center, where he died. He was in his mid seventies.

FUNNIEST TWEETS
For those of you who find scrolling through thousands and thousands of boring tweets to find the one or two that are clever or funny, mandatory.com has compiled a list of the "100 Funniest Tweets of 2012." Some highlights:  

"I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast." @LouisPeitzman

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk." @mzeld

"I wish babies would stop saying hi to me while in the checkout line. I don't fucking know you. Don't talk to me." @YUCKYBOT

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UNFUNNIEST TWEETS
Meanwhile, back on most of Twitter, one of the trending topics is "Last Friday of the Year," which is inspiring insightful tweets like the following:

"This is the last Friday of the year, time to turn UPP!" @TrapPat

"Happy Friday! Last Friday of the year. Let's make it count!" @ShaunieOneal

"LAST FRIDAY OF THE YEAR. HOLLA" @GreyvityHoran