THE 9-YEAR-OLD BABY MAMA ISN'T
The good news is that the 9-year old girl in Mexico who gave birth last week isn't actually 9 years old. She may be 13, or possibly as old as 15. Not that that's great news, but it's better than the bad news, which is that the baby's daddy isn't the girl's 17-year-old boyfriend, but her 44-year-old stepfather.
IN RUSSIA, METEOR HITS YOU
A meteor crashed in a remote area of Russia early this morning, causing a bit of panic, and injuring over 1,000 people. Aside from the coincidence of this occurring on the same day a massive meteor is scheduled to come close to, but not hit Earth, is the revelation that just about every driver in Russia has dash-mounted cams. The videos are numerous, and they're all quite strange.
KILLER RABBITS KILL CARS IN DENVER
Denver is experiencing a rather odd plague in the form of rabbits who are chewing through car wires at the Denver International Airport. For some reason, airport officials are denying that rabbits are causing the electrical problems affecting cars at their airport, but experts are saying that rabbits take a liking to the wires in cars built after 2002, which are made of soy-based compounds.
SMART ASS TEEN WINS JEOPARDY
The video of the latest winner of the Jeopardy Teen Tournament is making the rounds on the internet, and it's pretty amusing. Tournament winner Leonard's Final Jeopardy answer isn't as good as the one given by Cliff Claven on Cheers, but it's close.